watch me jump this school bus

a vehicle, a platform we can all get behind (and push)
a listless set of lies which includes all but somehow manages to divide.
a brilliant pyramid scheme: glue is just the thing your game of jenga needs
just sit back and collect the cash.
i don't think i ever do enough but when i take a step back (or crash)
i realize too little is all too much.
yeah baby, i'm fonzie's elbow. this jukebox always plays my jam,
and any minute now the dance floor will clear
and my office will be stuffed with clients
puking up their guts and bleeding from the ear.

amiable, just enough to get those fists down (and dodge)...